September 2011
1 post
I have an awesome sister. Going to see The Cure play their first 3 albums at the Royal Albert Hall for my birthday!
June 2011
1 post
Order for 30m Virgins placed, they should be here on Friday. At least that’s what I think I ordered.
May 2011
2 posts
TIL two things, dogs can do pretty good handstands and lose control of their limbs when wearing shoes: http://bit.ly/mBQtFg
I think I’m pretty much the same. Economic Left/Right: -2.38, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.28
April 2011
9 posts
Bastard wedding is making iPlayer unusably slow. How am I to listen to missed Radio 4 shows? Once again the Royal Family has ruined my day
Previous tweet into context. I am listening to this: http://librivox.org/alices-adventures-in-wonderland-dramatic-reading-by-lewis-carroll/
FPTP Raped and Murdered a young girl in 1990 #canttouchthis
Please help us! RT @jennie_louise: Can anyone in the W.Mids or Somerset help? My mum is missing. http://t.co/yarstmi
Le domaine du fada.: Please Help. →
mentallymusebloom:
I don’t know how many people read this or how many of you actually notice what I blather on about but PLEASE take notice of this.
My friend’s Mum has gone missing. Anyone in the West Midlands or Somerset area who’s able to help, please contact the Avon and Somerset Constabulary (0845 456 7000).
For information go to:
What the Christ did we do before tabbed browsing?
I present to you, old lightening from the Sahara Desert http://twitpic.com/4ib2ox
No Way! http://bit.ly/eeN2CF
“I hope no one is allergic to crabs”, #bestthingsabuffetwaitercansay
March 2011
9 posts
Today I learned that Edinburgh isn’t flat or made of asphalt and getting to work in 18 minutes whilst getting fitter is not worth it #blades
Thank you so much @rubzo for this wonderful Zelda remix: http://bit.ly/hcve7z Best video game music remix ever.
Fuck yeah! actually able to get into my psychology homework for the first time in a long time and right now, this is kinda important.
Noticed a correlation between the music I listen to at work and the amount of tea I drink. The calmer the music, the more tea is drank
At some point to day I will hopefully learn when I can get my Galaxy Tab, which one I should get, and how expensive it is. Cannot wait
Wait, not Friday, *rolls over and smiles*
My name i not Barry and i don’t need to be calmed.
#WordOfTheDay Munificent: (of a gift or sum of money) Larger or more generous than is usual or necessary. (of a person) Very generous
Help! Doing new show. Theme: music that gives you goosebumps. Check my SOTC Play Lists on Spotify. Spotify only songs to keep it accessible!
February 2011
15 posts
I feel poorly
Worlds best immune system or is a single Lemsip Max really that effective? Unrelated: Chrome is not working, feel disabled using FireFox
#thekingoflimbs, just wow, thank you Radiohead. Trending pretty tremendously too. 4 of the top 5 trends in the UK.
Girl wearing green jeans, Waving your arms on the phone, thought you flipped me off
There is something terribly satisfying about developing WordPress plugins
Holy crap this is one of the most beautiful short films I have ever seen http://bit.ly/hsVzf How have I not seen it before
How have I never seen this http://librivox.org. Wonderful idea for old book lovers that don’t mind audiobooks. Surprisingly good narration
Yay, HD Projector is here, Christmas feeling has almost returned. Just have to wait till tonight to see if it’s awesome
Hello @safety_matters, was great meeting you this weekend. Hope you had a much fun as I did
Many people at #QEDCon have been #spikedwithhomeopathy
#QEDCon http://twitpic.com/3wjyfc
Thank you very much @MrMMarsh. See you later :)
Quite convinced that most people on the internet are not actually people.
God Damnit. || != &&, it has taken you 2 hours to notice this! You are a retard Matt
“Fucking Sticky Man!” - @rubzo
January 2011
13 posts
I have spent this morning stretching my job title to include “Private Investigator”
“Inside every fat girl there is a thin girl slowly being digested” - Joe
Why have I not being paying attention to the Australian open until now?
Dear Customers, As a software developer it is not my job to guess at every tiny requirement once you have signed off the specs. Cheers, Matt
NSFW: http://bit.ly/icotoT You will end up all tearful and look like a big girl in front of all your colleagues.
Oh noes. http://twitpic.com/3sulpy
We were too late. It is wank
Idiots of the world watch this http://bit.ly/ejIyPK, then stop making shit up. It isn’t necessary, the universe is beautiful enough as it is
tsql - TRY and RAISERROR in T-SQL - Stack Overflow →
Holy crap Takashi Miike, What the Fukai?! If any one likes extreme films watch Audition, alone, in the dark.
Sweet Voice http://bit.ly/hYQ3de
Wow, the American broadcast of the British Skins has the shocking bits edited out?! What even is the point?
Where we live http://twitpic.com/3mfq3f